SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS

help me!!!!!!! I can only go on for 10 minutes a day! and that isn't even long enough for me to blog!

There's barely any wifi! Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Holidays

woohoo! it's the holidays! These past days went by fast. We made gingerbread houses but Penelope's was ruined because Weston sat on it. I gave him $10 when he finally agreed. Last week my dad told me to pack because we were going on vacation TODAY. We arrived at the worst spot ever. It was in the middle of nowhere! Away from my friends! It was a farm, my grandpas. It's strange to think my mother was from the city and my dad grew up on a farm. Oh boy... we're getting out of the car.
~Fifteen minutes later~
All that guy does is garden! what's crazy than that! And he falls asleep, ALOT!

Winter Festival

I shoved the ad in my dad's face. So lucky I was reading the newspaper today!
"Okay sweetie but-"
"Alison can take me!"
My dad told me she had her own family to take care of.
"They'll be showing the whole series of Home Alone, dad! We could go skating too!"
That did it. He smiled and nodded. We drove to it. We lined up to the skating rink but the line was already long. Weston was talking with a customer's son. They looked like good friends.
"Let's go, Steven." his mom said. He waved to Weston and left. Penelope was beside her mother at the cashier desk. She looked like she was about to fall asleep. When she saw me, she scowled.
"Stacy! Stacy!" I heard Amy calling. She was with Louise. Then Lucy came from behind them. She saw me and glared. I decided I needed to tell Louise and Amy the truth.
"We heard about how you spilled hot cocoa on Lucy and Penelope!" Louise said.
My dad's jaw dropped. Then I let it ALL slip out. The stealing friends, the evil plan, the plan going wrong, my revenge and everything. My dad walked up to Penelope's mom. She has heard everything and looked angrily at Penelope.
"DAD! CALL AUNT MELISSA NOW. SHE NEEDS TO PICK UP HER DAUGHTER." Louise shouted. Everyone was staring.
We ended up watching the Home Alone movie marathon but my dad was mad at me for not telling him and having revenge.
"Has Penelope been doing this to you often?" dad asked me.
I nodded and told him the countless times she did it.
"I'll call her mother. This is serious. She's been bullying you a lot."
I told him he didn't need to but he did anyways.
Since we were talking in the middle of the movie, the woman in front of us, who happened to be Steven's mother told us to shut up.

 I got my friends back :)

Trees

I came home feeling terrible. I rang the doorbell expecting my dad to answer. Instead, a woman with a large smile opened the door.
"Hi! I'm Alison, your new housekeeper! Your father asked me to take you to the mall" she winked.
"Hi... I'm Stacy."
"looks like you need to clean up a bit. Come in, sweetheart. Who spilled hot cocoa on you?"
"A few enemies of mine."
She washed my hair. We went in to her car and when we reached the mall parking, it was packed. we had to park on the street, which was also packed!
The first store we went to was 'Danny's Decor'. The cashier was Penelope's mom. The things there were really cool! I went up to the cashier and asked her if they had Christmas Trees. I never had one since my mom died. We used to decorate the tree together. When she got sick, everything changed. I remembered that christmas eve very well. The last one I had with her. A month later, she was in the hospital. Then she was gone.
"Sorry darlin" she said chewing gum. "We have plastic Christmas palm trees, though!"
I shook my head sadly.
"Allison, let's get the inflatable snowman"
"$80.00 for that thing? No sorry, pick something cheaper."
I was about to cry. this day was terrible!
"Then nevermind, let's go shop at Hope. It has the cool stuff."
"Hope? That really expensive shop? That stuff they sell always rips, you know!"
I sighed.
I checked Hope anyways for something cheap while Alison talked on her cellphone.

We walked to the food court. We ordered some chinese food and drove home empty handed. I went home and my dad was standing with a big smile. He almost pulled me inside. My jaw dropped. In front of me was the perfect christmas tree ever! My dad was holding a box filled with ornaments.
"Alison called me while you were looking inside Hope. She told me you wanted a chirstmas tree. I drove quickly to a store, bought a plastic tree and came home. I looked for this box for about 30 minutes. I must of put it under the bed."
I couldn't speak. I hugged my dad, then Alison.

WHAT?

I went to Penelope's house after school wearing a big giant grin. Penelope's eyes glittered when she opened the door. She led me to where Lucy was sitting. Lucy was applying makeup and didn't notice when I sat down.
"Oh Stacy!You look so cold! Wanna help me make hot chocolate?" Penelope said. I nodded and went to the kitchen.
"Oh hot cocoa is so popular now!" Lucy said not looking up from her mirror. 10 minutes later, the cocoa was ready but Penelope was only carrying one cup.  Thought she knew we all wanted hot cocoa!
"Why one cup?" i asked her as I got ready to bump in to her. But she was too fast for me. She quickly spilled it on to me as I realized Lucy was recording with her cellphone. Lucy couldn't breathe because of how hard she was laughing.

"Hey loser! Meet my old friend, Lucy Munro. We both planned this. Do you really think she's a speaker? Do you really think that? She's a blogger. A famous one, you know. She's all about making recording people messing up. Then it goes viral. It's hilarious! We met last year. I convinced her to come here and record you messing up. She's been doing it to everyone! Seriously, check her blog. She is actually Louise's cousin."
I nearly cried. "DID SHE PLAN TAKING MY FRIENDS? DID YOU PLAN MAKING ME WANT REVENGE ON HER?"
Luckily, there was still some hot cocoa left in the other cups Penelope left in the kitchen. I grabbed 2 and spilled them all over them and walked out.

 Why did I trust her? Well, It's official. Penelope is my enemy for life.
I could still hear Lucy screaming about her makeup as I shut the door.
Worst Friday 13th EVER.

It's the big day. The plan will take place after school. I wonder why I trust Penelope so much, right now.
Happy Birthday, Taylor Swift!!!!!!